They must not be there.
Too bad I can still hear. Tonight must have been a retail full moon. Is it legal to shop while heavily intoxicated? At least they bring chaperones.
My night was really not that awful, save for one couple who made me feel very awkward (ashamed). They were both extremely buff, and spoke in one syllable words only. I was really worried my McDonalds was showing. Towards the end of their items (whey protein and extra tough dryer sheets), were two power bars. I was asked to leave them out of the bag.
I had a power bar for lunch, too. Mine had the ultra strength of three musketeers.